Jamie... so much to say...

Jamie!! Okay, Sally Struthers retunred your telephone call. She wants her 80 cents a day back. She said that I'm a lost cause, and there is no hope for recovery. She does, however, thank you for sending in a picture of me with the discription, "Would You Please Support this Child for Just 80 Cents a Day?" It's hanging on her wall. :) She told me to go back home to Ethiopia... 
Jackie, Me, and Jamie after a performance of The Man Who Came to Dinner!
~ CokeFiend411: the most fragile thing in life is happiness, whether it's alone or not Derkie1231: Do u always talk like a fortune cookie? CokeFiend411: sometimes, yeah CokeFiend411: it's not my fault they steal my ideas Derkie1231: I love you, lol
~ "When Angles bending near the Earth." -Chorale
~ Not bacon, becuase that's not kosher!
~ "I am a great moment in theatre history!"
~ Hannukkah Clause?
~ Clementines + Tigger + Eeyore = A Good Time
~ "My little blossom girl, Derek!"
~ "Oh... ooooh!" -Faith as Loraine (Honey, no orgasims on stage please, that's not in the script).
~ "Awww, poor Derek. Still blaming it on Paxil?"
~ "Hows the mattress buisness, Derek?"
~ What's yours is mine & what's mine is mine!
~ Boulion Boy
~ "For f*ucks sakes, read it!"
~ "Why don't you eat it & vomit it, in tribute to Derek?"
~ "Is that you? You boney assed, osteoperosis f*uck?!"
~ "Not just any acid- but Kate Moss approved, Alexander McQueen acid."
~ *Jamie Massages Derek's Shoulders* J- "Derek, do you have any unbroken bones left in your body?" D- "Ouch! Not anymore..."
~ Mr. Program Guy at SPAC (Jamie this one is for you! Our first time meeting, and I was as high as high can be. How much were the programs? $10?) -Derek, Jamie, Krysta, Val, and Ann at SPAC for Tori and Alanis Concert, 1999.
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