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*BASICS*
I'm Derek! I'm a guy! I'm gay! Yeah!! Gay!
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION...
This is the part where I go into a shallow and superficial tyrant describing why I'm the
greatest catch in the world... Whoops! Narcissism!
If you can decipher which parts of this profile are serious and which parts are jokes, then I respect and admire your keen observation and intelligence.
*IN MY OWN WORDS*
If you want to, drop me a line sometime: Derkie1231@hotmail.com
Well, I thought long and hard before writting this section of my profile...
When I look at most people's profiles, the subject describes himself at length in this section, therefore destroying any chance at a decent conversation with a potential friend.
In light of that acknowledgement, I have decided not to describe myself, and instead to fill
this section of my profile with meaningless drivel and useless information, like you are reading right now.
Rules for a friend- Abridged version
1) Like me for who I am.
2) Be honest and caring.
3) Have a sense of humor. (If you think Jeff Foxworthy and Tom Green are funny, you don't have a sense of humor).
FAVORITE MOVIE...
Scream, Cabaret, Center Stage, Moulin Rouge, Erin Brockavich, You've Got Mail, Requium For a Dream, Schindler's List, Where The Heart Is, American Beauty, Steel Magnolias, Coyote Ugly, and Rat Race!
FAVORITE MUSIC...
What can I say- Im a big show tune boy. I love the music of Kander and Ebb, and an occasional Sondhiem melodramatic piece. Sarah McLachlan rocks, along with Tori Amos and Alanis Moresette. Enrique Iglesias is hot, Janet Jackson makes my lips hurt, and Britney Spears is my girl... who's not quite a woman!
MUSIC I HATE...
Why does everybody hate country music? Is it that bad?
I happen to like some country music, dag-nabit; and no, I'm not inbred.
FAVORITE BOOK...
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Six Degrees of Seperation, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Canterbury Tales, and Firebird; A Memoir. I don't read much, but these are the books that I wouldn't mind reading anytime.
FAVORITE FOOD...
Gotta love those oodles of noodles, cereal, and pancakes (Just for you Jess)!
*THE REST*
RELIGION...
I believe in A god, asuming there is some spiritual being or pressence over our heads, driving us do the foolish things we all do.
STAR SIGN...
Pisces (February 22nd)
JOB...
Student, performer, and employed at The Lark Street Flower Market! woo hoo!!
PETS...
Winston; Dog (Dark Golden Retriever)
ALCOHOL USE...
Danielle what?!
IN MY FREE TIME...
Every day I check my horoscope, and every day I am amazed, either by how totally irrelevant it is to my life, or by how totally wrong it is.
I've been "studying" a lot. Considering that school has started again. I don't know if you'd consider that a hobby; I know I wouldn't consider it an interest.
When Im free, I like to trip on Ecstacy and go on wild rampant cocaine binges... Just for kicks...
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