~ Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society... I call this story, The Tale of the Haunted Jazz Shoe...

~ "My dog does'nt like black people... they think they are shadows!"  -Kevin

~ Hicks............................  "Thanks for bringing your girlfriend, Derek."

~ Lady and the Tramp... Flubber...

~ Next up... Katelyn on the vault!  Ready for dismount off Seamus... perfect 10!!!

~ "The're laughing at me...! Oh my, flashback to my Broadway Audition. Rich, they are laughing, make them stop! Tim Nelson, ask me back to Park!! Carly, stop laughing, it's not nice! Im your mother!" -Maureen (hehe)

~ How funny is that?!?

~ Sean (My long lost twin)... it's gonna be like fucking myself, I love it! Where have you been all these years? (whoops, sorry!)

~ K*t*l*n- eating for two? Dontt wake the baby!

~ And, Go previews begin tonight, opens next Tuesday!!

~ "Derek, Im still straight, stop looking at me..."

~ Jeannie, there are 25 other letters!

~ Lesbian Talk... in the bath tub...

~ Hairography

~ BTW Bisexual Daddy!!

~ "Okay, take your bow, the playbills are collected, get off stage, youre done & you've been done, now... go!"

~ Blackout? No! African American out!!

~ ...becuase i got high... Crutons, PBJ, fruity pebbles, and cheesecake.

~ "Hold up, I can cook hamburgers inside?"

~ Emily and her G-string Divas.

~ "Miss- there are other color pants" -Emily in Learner

~ Leotards, high heels, wig, CONTACT cd, ballet and pointe, and Derek's bedroom... :)

~ Derek, Carly, Emily, and Sean SLEEPOVER! Emily with Harvey hanging in her face ("good morning"), Sean alone on the floor ("Deeerek"), and you and me ("oooh, I think I just came").

~ "Take a Break... for real!"

~ Babysitting Monster Baby of 6 months and 23lbs... err, I mean Marcus. :)

~ "i think i should really get some food, my work , a show, some :caugh:::SEX:: sneeze::: -- boy my cold just keeps getting worse!"

~ "Bye thanks for comming "...... whats that you want more?"-- ok One More Scene!" only if derek agrees!?"

~ Febreeze & Peptobismol, are we tlaking about Maura again?

~ The boyz next door

~ "What?!? Two dead parents, ouch"

~ American Girl Dolls... Heidi's Surprise! What is this, Katelyn's story about the bun in the oven? "One day, after an evening with Shamus, Heidi began to feel a little growth in her tummy. Mommy, what is this?"

~ Time Step Dance Class... not feelin that!

~ "Honey, do I look like Oprah?"

~ "I'm getting a historectomy at the age of 17, putting my insides in you, and let me know how you like the cramps!"

~ Maureen Kay Pagano

~ "I will exit once the set moves!!"

~ "My name is Anne and I am walking, I am walking and my name is Anne..."

~ Jack & Karen- Im a Slave 4 U music video.

~ Popcorn + 4th grade video + Tim Sullivan = Good Laughs

~ "We have ESPN!!"

~ "Where's my favorite girl?" "Here I am!!"

~ "Mmmmm, hi..."

~ Stir of Echos horror story while babysiting (not funny!)

~ BET Comic View (The Differences Between Blacks and Whites)