Quotes and Convos

~ "How come you have enough time to go out and make others fall in love with you, but you dont have enough time to pay attention to the ones whom already do?" -Jenny

~ "I get the best feeling in the world when u say 'Hi' to me,or even smile..because I know, even if just for a second, I crossed your mind." -Jenny

~ "Well, as they say in Southampton, 'you are shit out of luck my dear!'" -CHICAGO the Musical

~ "Be yourself. Search within yourself to find who you are. Trust what you find and do not let others tell you how or who to be." -Bob Fosse

~ Jogging around Crossgates Mall at 1am after "Hannibal" with Dave. Good times!

~ "Margaux, youre from Austria? Humph, I didnt know you were Australian." -Derek, to Margaux

~ OLIVIA: "Derek, one time, my friend..."
DEREK: "Shut up Olivia..." -Olivia, trying to comfort Derek, while Derek is making friends with Joe's toilet after 'Little Mary Sunshine.'

~ DerICK (RJ, we must change that name!).

~ Q: "How do you know you are at a gay picnic?"
A: "The hotdogs taste like shit" -Mark, in honor of you!

~ Fosse- Loving Cockwhore!! (Derek & Maureen take their bows- happy now James?)

~ #1: "He's a fag"
#2: "Yeah, he swings both ways- he does men and boys!"
-Saturday Night Fever

~ Manhattan Meatballs!!!

~ "Its called, dont eat!" -Erin

~ "Do you want a time step with that?"

~ MOONFLY4: 5678, lets pick a new top[c from the top.
MOONFLY4: *topic
DERKIE1231: okay
MOONFLY4: that sounded like you, so i needed to say it. now i can be like you, and i knew you would like that.
MOONFLY4: hehehe
DERKIE1231: omg, youre so funny!!!!! that's going on my page, lol lol lol!!
MOONFLY4: im happy that im finally making it to your page.
DERKIE1231: its an honor you know.
MOONFLY4: wow
DERKIE1231: i g2g, see ya later!
MOONFLY4: tune in tomorrow for the matinee show.
DERKIE1231: stop!!!!! youre just like me, i luv it!!
MOONFLY4: cue... lights
DERKIE1231: blackout, and cue exit music, and... go!

~ quotes from my office assistant: you want a cookie? what do you think this is, a bakery? .........you need a copy? go make your own.......next time why don't you unfold that paper before you hand it in.....
-Mrs. F, what would I do on my free periods without you?!?

~ ECRITMEG: derek, i don't know why but...
DERKIE1231: ?
ECRITMEG: for some reason you always put a smile on my face.
ECRITMEG: that must be a gift you have with people
DERKIE1231: Aww- thanks!

~ DERKIE1231: She knocked up?
EMILYGQ: ok my friend marias cousin told me that he called andrea another cousin and asked her to take anya to get birth control
EMILYGQ: tell me why the two of them cant just go to planed parenthood like the rest of albany high
EMILYGQ: and why cant he just get some damn condoms
DERKIE1231: For real, shoo!

~ EMMAPEEL003: I know how you feel though
DERKIE1231: Yeah... oh well
DERKIE1231: lol
EMMAPEEL003: yeah
EMMAPEEL003: c'est la vie right
DERKIE1231: You know it (*derek pretending to know what that means*)
EMMAPEEL003: haha
EMMAPEEL003: (so is life) or (thats life)
DERKIE1231: Gotcha, maybe i will use that tomorrow...
EMMAPEEL003: there is also c'est la gere
EMMAPEEL003: which so is war or thats war
DERKIE1231: thats enough Spanish for me babe...
EMMAPEEL003: try french, derek!
DERKIE1231: Right, thats esactly what I meant to write...

~ (Read with ghetto inflection)
Boyd Internation, how can I direct your call? Gurl, where you at? Oh, your right there... Them niggaz all up in my grill, shoo! You know? For real...

~ "Derek, you're a walking diet" -Jamee

~ "Yummy, V8 Juice, is that your sensible meal for the day, Derek?" -Jamie

~ MAEVE1883: jesus what have I got to do around here?
MAEVE1883: tap dance naked on the computer table?
MAEVE1883: I'll do it
MAEVE1883: dont test me I will
DERKIE1231: OMG! Thats going on the page!
MAEVE1883: Jess + nailpolish remover fumes + small dormroom with windows that open but a crack = not a well or even sensible Jess
DERKIE1231: hmmmm, i didnt liek that one as much:-)
MAEVE1883: it wasn't a quote
MAEVE1883: I'm for real

~ DERKIE1231: Maybe it s red head thing...
ECRITMEG: or just great genes!
ECRITMEG: now i'm sounding like you! lol

~ ECRITMEG: but getting back to your favorite subject....YOU

~ KDKA42: Tom? we're still thinking about Tom? or is this a new Tom? ;-)
KDKA42: we never know with you, lol

~ Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 15, one to change it 14 to grumble, "I could have done that part, I was up to it"

~ DERKIE1231: :-)i love us
COKEFIEND411: i love me :-)
COKEFIEND411: j/k..that would be your line

~ "I still have to audition," she responded with an incredulous tone, surprised that anyone would think she wouldn't have to audition. "You have to prove yourself to people. You have to show up and read for them. A Tony is different from an Academy Award in that when you win an Oscar and all of a sudden you are offered all of these films. The theater is a very different kind of world. What winning a Tony does is validate you to the theatrical community - in saying this person can carry a show. This person has certain qualities that can hold an audience and take them through their journey. That is a very good place to be." -Karen Ziemba

~ "Now we have met, we have look'd, we are safe. Return in peace to the ocean my love." -Walt Whitman's 'Out of the Rolling Ocean the Crowd'

~ "The Day He Came Out" by Derek & Emily

~ Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them!

~ Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: They already have boyfriends...

~ Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me sexy, what the hell happened to you?! (Thanks Patrick)